"Who dropped ass?" The H-Bomb: Arnold Schwarzenegger is Breacher, the cigar chomping, Austrian accented leader of an elite, paramilitary squad of DEA agents, the members of which boast such charming monikers as Pyro, Monster, and Tripod. After a successful raid on a cartel safe house, Breacher and his team stash away ten million dollars in drug money that they … [Read more...] about Sabotage
Archives for March 2014
Bethlehem
The never-ending cycle... The H-Bomb: 17-year-old Sanfur (Shadi Mar'i) is a Palestinian living in the ancient city of Bethlehem whose older brother, Ibrahim (Slmnham), is a wanted terrorist responsible for a deadly bombing in Jerusalem. Sanfur has been living in his brother's shadow his entire life, and he's been constantly trying to prove his manhood by pulling … [Read more...] about Bethlehem
Bad Words
Talion - the origin is Latin, tallio: (noun) the system or legal principle of making the punishment correspond to the crime; retaliation T A L I O N, talion Swift shot: Jason Bateman has directed his first feature film, and it is about a 40 year old man competing in a child's spelling bee. In a warped way, Bateman, also the lead character, is the most despicable human … [Read more...] about Bad Words
Muppets: Most Wanted
Only a paid critic would say this was as good as The Muppets! Swift shot: Where's the star? The Muppets exploded a few years ago with avid Muppetphile Jason Segel and Amy Adams attacking the film with as much intensity as Rizzo the Rat going after cheese, but there was no comparable star power in Muppets: Most Wanted. In fact, the title is ironic, as it left … [Read more...] about Muppets: Most Wanted
Adore
The year's most hilarious drama. The H-Bomb: I was thinking to myself just the other day, it's been a while since I've seen a good Art House Fail. Films the likes of Passion Play or Jim Jarmusch's The Limits of Control. Movies that try to be edgy and provocative, that try to convey some kind of deeper meaning or significance, but that just end up falling flat on their … [Read more...] about Adore