Gives "Stage Fright" a whole new meaning. The H-Bomb: Classical pianist Paul Selznick (Elijah Wood) choked during a concert five years ago, and he hasn't performed on stage since. He never had any intention of ever returning to the stage; however, his mentor recently passed away, and Paul has been tapped to play at a benefit concert being held in his honor. Since this is … [Read more...] about Grand Piano
Archives for May 2014
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Where's the innuendo, pardner? Swift shot: This generation's Blazing Saddles, it had a lot of great laughs, but lacked a true sympathetic hero. With Seth MacFarlane appearing in the flesh as a lead for the first time, he needed to be less a dick. Still a damn funny film; especially if you are pubescent and every time you hear the word vagina, you giggle like a fucktard. … [Read more...] about A Million Ways to Die in the West
Maleficent
True love's kiss . . . Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there were two kingdoms. One kingdom was human, and the other was a fairy kingdom. A young winged fairy named Maleficent (Isobelle Molloy) grows up in the moor with the other fairies. She is something of a peacekeeper, and she soon grows up to be their protector. While watching young Maleficent, I had a really … [Read more...] about Maleficent
Big Hero 6
Why isn't anyone talking about this? It's Disney. It's Marvel. It's COMING! With all the heart and humor audiences expect from Walt Disney Animation Studios, “Big Hero 6” is an action-packed comedy-adventure about robotics prodigy Hiro Hamada, who learns to harness his genius—thanks to his brilliant brother Tadashi and their like-minded friends: adrenaline junkie Go Go … [Read more...] about Big Hero 6
Amber Alert
Swift shot: It's rare that a "found footage" film is handled in a way that comes off as believable, but Amber Alert does a superb job of pulling it off. The film asks one very important question, how far would you go to interfere to help a stranger . . . and what if you're wrong the whole time? What if it's nothing but your imagination? Co-written by first time Director … [Read more...] about Amber Alert