Catch him if you can, eh! Directed by: Allan UngarWritten by: Robert Knuckle, based on the book by Kraig WenmanCast: Josh Duhamel, Elisha Cuthbert, Nestor Carbonell, Mel Gibson Swift shot: It's like a Canadian Catch Me If You Can, but set in the eighties. And believe it or not, Bandit is a ridiculously real . . . totally true story! My dad used to always say he … [Read more...] about Bandit
Dick Flick
The Gray Man
Cliché spy movie without balance Directed by: Anthony Russo, Joe RussoWritten by: Joe Russo, Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeelyCast: Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans, Ana de Armas Swift shot: There was nothing gray about this gray man, and I am pretty sure he started World War IV. But, if you are looking for a ridiculous action movie that plays with tones and doesn't really … [Read more...] about The Gray Man
Frank and Penelope
Sexy, high octane thrill ride! Directed by: Sean Patrick FlaneryWritten by: Sean Patrick Flanery, Story by John ThaddeusCast: Billy Budinich, Caylee Cowan, Johnathon Schaech, Brian Maillard, Sydney Scotia Swift shot: Back in 2010, I came up with The Thrillometer for my old iratefilms site, and it's been awhile since a film has earned dusting that bad boy off, and now … [Read more...] about Frank and Penelope
Top Gun: Maverick
God help us all! Directed by: Joseph KosinskiWritten by: Jim Cash, Jack Epps Jr., Peter Craig, Ehren Kruger, Eric Warren Singer, Christopher McQuarrieCast: Tom Cruise, Miles Teller, Jennifer Connelly, Jon Hamm, Val Kilmer Swift shot: I can tell you that when the original Top Gun came out in 1986, it blew me away! It was the second full album I went out and bought with … [Read more...] about Top Gun: Maverick
Metal Lords
Hunter needs his ass kicked! Directed by: Peter SollettWritten by: D. B. WeissCast: Jaeden Martell, Adrian Greensmith, Isis Hainsworth Swift shot: Are you Metal? Or are you just mental? Is there a difference? Apparently only some dork named Hunter can make that call. I felt like this was a mental health diagnosis test disguised as a coming-of-age teen comedy. But to be … [Read more...] about Metal Lords