Why mixing sub-genres is never a good idea. The H-Bomb: A gang of annoying douche bags, who typically earn money by selling videos of themselves sharking women, are hired to break into a house and steal a videotape. They're not told exactly what the tape is, just that they'll know it when they see it. So they break into the place, and find an old man dead in the living … [Read more...] about V/H/S
Horror
Excision
Repulsive! Swift shot: Madison's friend told her about this film and mentioned it was disturbing but we had to watch it. So, we did. And now I am telling you the same thing, if you like "scary" movies, this one could easily foot the bill. First, it stars a former porn-queen, Traci Lords, who is by far the best actress to 'come' out of that industry . . … [Read more...] about Excision
Sinister
Beware of Mr. Boogie! The H-Bomb: True crime writer Ellison Oswald (Ethan Hawke) moves, with his wife, Tracy (Juliet Rylance), and kids, Trevor (Michael Hall D’Addario) and Ashley (Clare Foley), to a small town to work on a book about a family that was murdered there. Ellison hasn’t had a best seller in about ten years, and if he wants to keep writing for a … [Read more...] about Sinister
The Possession
Not another Exorcism movie . . . The H-Bomb: Clyde (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) and Stephanie (Kyra Sedgwick) are a recently divorced couple who are doing the joint custody thing with their daughters, Em (Natasha Calis) and Hannah (Madison Davenport). Hannah is in her early teens and is starting to develop an F-you attitude towards her dad, while the younger … [Read more...] about The Possession
11-11-11
It’s the end of the world as we know it . . . and I don‘t care! The H-Bomb: Bring on the apocalypse… seriously, I mean it. Bring it on, now! If it means not having to sit through any more of this dreary, tortuously inert, coma inducing crap-tastrophe, then the end of days is something I welcome with open arms! Okay, I suppose I should backtrack a bit and explain … [Read more...] about 11-11-11