Hex hears dead-people, and who gives a Horton? ***Need Megan Fox images? No!?! Well, screw you then, don't CLICK HERE*** The H-Bomb: There seems to be some kind of consensus that thus far this summer movie season has, for the most part, been dull, dreary, and lackluster. Sadly, the release of “Jonah Hex” is going to do very little to buck that trend. As a comic … [Read more...] about Jonah Hex
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Toy Story 3
The Best "Toy Story", hands down. The gang returns with the classic favorites, Woody (voiced by Tom Hanks), Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen), the Potato Heads, Jessie, Bullseye, Rex, Hamm, and we meet a few new toys as well. We FINALLY get to see Barbie and Ken (sorry, but Little Bo Peep, while Woody’s romantic interest, just didn’t cut it for me!), and a few other classics, … [Read more...] about Toy Story 3
The Road
The H-Bomb: The entire planet has been devastated by some unspecified catastrophic event. All of the animal life and most of the plant life has been completely destroyed. Society has collapsed and human beings have, for the most part, regressed back to a savage state, often resorting to cannibalism in order to survive. Wandering through this ugly, barren, post-apocalyptic … [Read more...] about The Road
The A-Team
Batshit Insane! ***Alpha Mike Foxtrot*** Swift shot: DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN! It's like with Jaws' theme, the minute you hear that tune, you are keyed up, ready to meet "The A-Team". This film was a terrific action flick, but don't go into the theater looking for an intriguing plot. As a standalone action flick though, this baby was high speed, bullets and … [Read more...] about The A-Team
Marmaduke
The loveable Great Dane, Marmaduke from the long running comic strip debuts on the big screen in John Davis’s latest animal adventure. Marmaduke is cut from the same cloth as Garfield, his comic strip adaption from 2004, yet his personality is not nearly as endearing as Garfield’s. To pitch the idea to Fox, Davis put a Great Dane inside a Mini Cooper- the dog was so big that … [Read more...] about Marmaduke