Enough already! The H-Bomb: I'm just going to cut right to it, here, Paranormal Activity 4 is what you get when you take a movie franchise that is fueled only by one single idea, one single gimmick, and just run it completely into the ground. It starts to feed off itself, cannibalize itself, just recycling the same old shit until it stops being a valid continuation of the … [Read more...] about Paranormal Activity 4
Archives for February 2013
A Good Day to Die Hard
The series that refuses to die... The H-Bomb: Bruce Willis makes a shockingly un-triumphant return as John McClane, the hero cop who always seems to find himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. This time, that place is Russia, where his estranged son, Jack (Jai Courtney), has been arrested for murder. Mere moments after McClane arrives at the courthouse where his … [Read more...] about A Good Day to Die Hard
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1 "I'm your worst nightmare. The kind that makes you cry out for your mother." The H-Bomb: It's been ten years since Bruce Wayne (Peter Weller) hung up his bat suit and bid adieu to crime fighting for good. The 53-year-old billionaire now spends his days driving race cars and his nights swilling down scotch with his … [Read more...] about Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
Identity Thief
Sometimes your life needs a little mess in it. Swift shot: Mary, errr, I mean Melissa McCarthy is really growing on me. For some reason I keep calling her Mary, but maybe one of these days I will get it right! Speaking of identities, what's in a name? I guess if you've ever had your identity stolen, this film might offer some therapeutic release where you can see an … [Read more...] about Identity Thief
Bullet to the Head
"You had me at 'Fuck you.'" The H-Bomb: James Bonomo (Sylvester Stallone) is a hit-man based in New Orleans who, along with his partner of six years, carries out a hit on some coked up no-neck in a swanky hotel suite. Things get a bit messy, but, at the end of day, the job gets done and they hit a nearby watering hole to unwind. When Bonomo heads to the … [Read more...] about Bullet to the Head