“Just wait until you see what he’ll grow into.” Anakin Skywalker Directed by: Jon FavreauWritten by: Jon Favreau, Dave Filoni, Noah KloorCast: Pedro Pascal, Sigourney Weaver, Jeremy Allen WhiteSwift shot: At least five times during this movie, I asked my wife, “What the hell are we watching?” And yet, I was thoroughly entertained! For the most part, The Mandalorian and … [Read more...] about Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
Drama
Long Shadows
"Callin' a man out ain't a halfway game" Directed by: William ShockleyWritten by: Shelley Reid, William Shockley, Grainger HinesCast: Blaine Maye, Sarah Cortez, Dermot Mulroney, Jacqueline BissetSwift shot: Long Shadows is not your typical Western. Oh sure, it’s got a man who was done wrong seeking revenge, but there is more to this story. And having Jacqueline Bisset play … [Read more...] about Long Shadows
Joker: Folie à Deux
THAT'S entertainment? Directed by: Todd PhillipsWritten by: Scott Silver, Todd Phillips, Bob KaneCast: Joaquin Phoenix, Lady Gaga, Brendan Gleeson Swift shot: Well, if you didn't care for the original Joker, good news, they made this one a musical! And guess what, your Boomer parents probably don't even know these freakin' songs. This film brought the same bleak, unfunny, … [Read more...] about Joker: Folie à Deux
Deadpool & Wolverine
Sniktychangas! Directed by: Shawn LevyWritten by: Ryan Reynolds, Rhett Reese, Paul WernickCast: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Emma Corrin Swift shot: The Disneyfied Deadpool sequel we have all been secretly dreading for a year. But, son-of-a-fuckstick, if it isn't just completely delicious despite its plot diet. Oh, it also disproves the theory that fans are "so over … [Read more...] about Deadpool & Wolverine
Five Nights at Freddy’s
But how's the pizza? Directed by: Emma TammiWritten by: Scott Cawthon, Seth Cuddeback, Emma Tammi Cast: Josh Hutcherson, Piper Rubio, Elizabeth Lail, Matthew Lillard Swift shot: For years I have been asking my son to explain "the story" behind Five Nights at Freddy's or FNAF as the cool kids call it, and every time he did I would think, man, that will never make a good … [Read more...] about Five Nights at Freddy’s
