Simpsons did it..? Written and Directed by: Curry BarkerCast: Michael Johnston, Inde Navarrette, Cooper Tomlinson, Megan Lawless Full disclosure: I walked into this one with my large cherry Icee and pretty much zero expectations. I'd been following director Curry Barker on social media for years, got sucked into the TikTok marketing rabbit hole (judge me, I don't care), … [Read more...] about Obsession
Horror
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Worth the wait! Directed by: Tim BurtonWritten by: Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Seth Grahame-SmithCast: Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Catherine O'Hara, Jenna OrtegaSwift shot: All anyone wants to know is, "Rick, was it worth the wait?" Well, considering we waited over thirty-six years for a sequel you'd expect this to be the most amazing movie of all time, meticulously … [Read more...] about Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Five Nights at Freddy’s
But how's the pizza? Directed by: Emma TammiWritten by: Scott Cawthon, Seth Cuddeback, Emma Tammi Cast: Josh Hutcherson, Piper Rubio, Elizabeth Lail, Matthew Lillard Swift shot: For years I have been asking my son to explain "the story" behind Five Nights at Freddy's or FNAF as the cool kids call it, and every time he did I would think, man, that will never make a good … [Read more...] about Five Nights at Freddy’s
Nefarious
Does it live up to the hype? Written and Directed by: Chuck Konzelman, Cary Solomon Cast: Sean Patrick Flanery, Jordan Belfi, Tom Ohmer This film had a lot of activity online, and I saw it mentioned several times on Twitter specifically. The premise seemed intriguing, and the teaser that was released on Twitter really struck a chord with the conservative audience. … [Read more...] about Nefarious
M3GAN
Maternal instincts - engage! Directed by: Gerard JohnstoneWritten by: Akela Cooper, James WanCast: Allison Williams, Violet McGraw, Amie Donald Swift shot: Not since D.A.R.Y.L. have I rooted for a robot kid this hard! Look, she's just trying to make us all better people, and so be it if that means culling the herd. I can't imagine where she'd pick up an idea like that, … [Read more...] about M3GAN
