Believe the hype... The H-Bomb: Movie 43 is of the fucking devil. I'm not joking. Someone, some crack addled, third generation inbred dropout with the sense of humor of a brain damaged 12-year-old sold their soul to Satan to get this monumentally unfunny, unfathomably atrocious mountain of fertilizer made. Not only to get it made, but to get it released in theaters, and … [Read more...] about Movie 43
Archives for June 2013
The Heat
When I first saw previews for this movie, I thought it was another Miss Congeniality sequel, since Sandra Bullock was again playing an FBI agent. I also wondered if this movie took place in the same universe as White Chicks, because Marlon Wayans again plays an FBI agent. However, it’s not affiliated with either of those previous movies. The Heat is a … [Read more...] about The Heat
White House Down
Olympus has fallen... again. The H-Bomb: The U.S. President (Jamie Foxx) returns home just as he's on the verge of brokering a historic deal that will bring peace to the Middle East. This is a deal that could very well piss off a lot of interested parties, including the usual wacko groups from that region, as well as a number of defense contractors who have profited from … [Read more...] about White House Down
Stoker
“We don't need to be friends, we're family.” The H-Bomb: After her father is killed in a car accident, the world of 18-year-old India Stoker (Mia Wasikowska) is turned completely upside down. Not only because her dad was very near and dear to her, but also because she dreads the idea of having to live alone with her loopy mother, Evelyn (Nicole Kidman), who she's never … [Read more...] about Stoker
Much Ado About Nothing
Directed by: Joss Whedon Cast: Amy Acker, Alexis Denisof, Nathan Fillion, Clark Gregg, Reed Diamond, Fran Kranz, Sean Maher and Jillian Morgese. ‘Much Ado About Nothing” is really “Something”. Something very special. First of all, it was made by the extremely talented, 3rd generation Hollywood screenwriter and director Joss Whedon (The Avengers, Firefly, Buffy, … [Read more...] about Much Ado About Nothing