What the hell is BayDay? What are you, a troll living in a mountain? It's today! Well, one year from today, to be exact. Zac Efron and The Rock will be running in tight shorts on screens across America with some beach beauties at their sides, as they work together to uncover a criminal plot that puts "The Bay" in jeopardy! Anyway, it's 2016, so of course you can wish all the … [Read more...] about Happy BayDay
Archives for May 2016
The BFG is coming!
Swift take: I don't know what it says about me that I originally thought that stood for something not so PG, but now I know that this Spielberg directed blockbuster is a story about a girl and her benevolent giant. It has been getting high critical praise as you might expect of a Roald Dahl adapted film. Will this be as awe inspiring as say a little awkward alien film was for … [Read more...] about The BFG is coming!
The Fall
Directed by: Tarsem Singh Written by: Dan Gilroy, Nico Soultanakis, Tarsem Singh, Valery Petrov Cast: Lee Pace, Catinca Untaru, Justine Waddell The Josh Chop: Absolutely visually stunning at first glance, Director Tarsem Singh pulled out every visual card he had when creating The Fall. Singh takes you on an adventure a la The Princess Bride with some slow and choppy parts … [Read more...] about The Fall
A Split Personality
" . . . the rest of me." Directed by: June Daguiso Written by: Erik Kristopher Myers Cast: Allison Messina, Torsten Kellar, Kendra North, John C. Bailey Swift shot: Ever seen The Room, a film so bad that it was loved by gonzo junkies for pure mockery fodder? A Split Personality could give The Room some earnest competition. Director June Daguiso manages to give a … [Read more...] about A Split Personality
Captain America: Civil War
UNvengers, divide! Directed by: Anthony Russo, Joe Russo Written by: Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely Cast: Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie Swift shot: How far would you go to protect a friend? Would you take on an attacker, or the police, how about a nation, try 117 nations? That's what Captain America (Evans) … [Read more...] about Captain America: Civil War