It goes down pretty easy… if you go for this sort of thing. ***Click here for more switch pix*** The H-Bomb: Wally (Jason Bateman) is a neurotic pessimist who always thinks he has some kind of disorder, wears ugly sweaters, and has a tendency to talk too much (not to mention his last name is Mars, for Christ‘s sake). In other words, the guy’s kind of a mess. The fact … [Read more...] about The Switch
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
A film about men who hate women, among other things… The H-Bomb: Disgraced journalist Mikael Blomkvyst (Michael Nyqvyst) has just been convicted of libel and steps down from the magazine he created, Millennium. But before he has time to stew over his losses, he is hired by Henrik Vanger (Sven-Bertil Taube), an elderly business man who‘s a member of the wealthy and powerful … [Read more...] about The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Inception
It will blow your mind! ***More mind melting fresh images here*** The H-Bomb: Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) is an Extractor, someone who goes inside people’s dreams in order to steal their secrets and ideas. Naturally, his most frequent clients are shady corporate types looking to commit various kinds of industrial espionage. After his latest job gets bungled, Cobb is … [Read more...] about Inception
Jonah Hex
Hex hears dead-people, and who gives a Horton? ***Need Megan Fox images? No!?! Well, screw you then, don't CLICK HERE*** The H-Bomb: There seems to be some kind of consensus that thus far this summer movie season has, for the most part, been dull, dreary, and lackluster. Sadly, the release of “Jonah Hex” is going to do very little to buck that trend. As a comic … [Read more...] about Jonah Hex
The Road
The H-Bomb: The entire planet has been devastated by some unspecified catastrophic event. All of the animal life and most of the plant life has been completely destroyed. Society has collapsed and human beings have, for the most part, regressed back to a savage state, often resorting to cannibalism in order to survive. Wandering through this ugly, barren, post-apocalyptic … [Read more...] about The Road
