Swift shot: Mediocre scares, shocks more than anything else. Confusing plot, confusing logic behind the overall moral of the story. Acting was decent though, and the special effects were passable, but nothing really got to me. In fact, I took two nights to screen this, because I fell asleep the first night, and I had zero nightmares. Save this one for when you are desperate … [Read more...] about The Echo
Altered
"Suck it up, piss pants!" Swift shot: Every once in awhile I will find a straight to DVD flick that I have never heard about that really should have been in theaters. This flick didn't even make my radar when it released in 2006, but damn it was good. The acting in this was amazing, considering it starred virtual unknowns, these artists really committed to their … [Read more...] about Altered
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Get out your tokens! ***Insert Tokens here for more images*** Swift shot: It's a movie, no, it's a graphic novel, no, it's a video game? Wait, what the hell is this thing? Really, who cares, you want a label - get some duct tape and stick it to your forehead - now put a Sharpie to it "Old". Yea, that's you, so, anyway, like I was saying, this film, err whatever, was … [Read more...] about Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Let the Right One In
"It's halothane." Swift shot: A Swedish vampire film, complete with awkward attire, dated dialog and a touch of the surreal. If you are sick of the melodramatic crap America is forcing you to endure - romantic, gift-wrapped vampires - add this to your Netflix instant-play and grab some Absolut, you'll need it. Lina Leandersson portrays the wretched creature in a … [Read more...] about Let the Right One In
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Magic is science! ***Yen Sid says, click here!*** Read our youngest writer, Taylor's review - here! Swift Shot: Based incredibly loosely on Goethe's 1797 ballad, Der Zauberlehrling, "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" will keep you entertained throughout its run time. Though the story-line differs incredibly, and some peons will argue, in their puerile voices, "But it … [Read more...] about The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
