Kung Fu Funktastic Family Fun! Directed by: Kyle Balda, Brad Ableson, Jonathon del ValWritten by: Matthew Fogel, Brian LynchCast: Steve Carell, Pierre Coffin, Taraji P. Henson, Alan ArkinSwift shot: A groovy, animated road trip heist Kung Fu origin story for the whole family complete with some special treats for those old enough to remember when bell bottoms were all the … [Read more...] about Minions: The Rise of Gru
Terror on the Prairie
Redemption requires blood Directed by: Michael PolishWritten by: Josiah NelsonCast: Gina Carano, Nick Searcy, Donald CerroneSwift shot: Don't ask me to rank my top Westerns, because honestly I hate when I am forced to choose between a lot of things I really enjoy. And, quite frankly, it's a forced endeavor for most critics. But, I predict Terror on the Prairie will go down … [Read more...] about Terror on the Prairie
Jurassic World Dominion
Too many damned characters! Directed by: Colin TrevorrowWritten by: Emily Carmichael, Colin Trevorrow, Derek ConnollyCast: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Isabella Sermon Swift shot: Just stick with a cameo! Once you get past the umpteen, uninteresting, uninspired, crammed in characters and can look past the thirty minutes of … [Read more...] about Jurassic World Dominion
Frank and Penelope
Sexy, high octane thrill ride! Directed by: Sean Patrick FlaneryWritten by: Sean Patrick Flanery, Story by John ThaddeusCast: Billy Budinich, Caylee Cowan, Johnathon Schaech, Brian Maillard, Sydney Scotia Swift shot: Back in 2010, I came up with The Thrillometer for my old iratefilms site, and it's been awhile since a film has earned dusting that bad boy off, and now … [Read more...] about Frank and Penelope
Top Gun: Maverick
God help us all! Directed by: Joseph KosinskiWritten by: Jim Cash, Jack Epps Jr., Peter Craig, Ehren Kruger, Eric Warren Singer, Christopher McQuarrieCast: Tom Cruise, Miles Teller, Jennifer Connelly, Jon Hamm, Val Kilmer Swift shot: I can tell you that when the original Top Gun came out in 1986, it blew me away! It was the second full album I went out and bought with … [Read more...] about Top Gun: Maverick