Horror movies are interesting, because much like comedies, they are completely subjective. I don't do so well with dolls, like Annabelle, whereas H-Man seems to not be the slightest bit scared of them. He got scared by The Conjuring, and I really didn't, because it just didn't surprise me much. The lady who plays the crazy mom, well, she's always a crazy, so . . . spoiler … [Read more...] about Giveaway – The Blair Witch Project
Moana – Coming in 2016
Swift take: I remember when I first got the teaser release info on Frozen, and even though it was set in Norway . . . I wasn't excited. I won't make that same mistake twice! Moana is sure to be another Disney blockbuster, set in an ancient time in a forgotten realm. I can already picture in my head all the memes we will be getting in 2016. Official Press Release: Walt … [Read more...] about Moana – Coming in 2016
Giveaway – The Devil’s Hand
Imagine being told that you or one of your five other friends would be the devil's apprentice, and the real killer catch is that the winner is the only one left alive! In a bizarre survivor like fashion, each of your friends are voted off . . . this mortal coil. And if you don't die, you become a vessel for evil. That's what is put before the "heroines" in The Devil's Hand. … [Read more...] about Giveaway – The Devil’s Hand
Men, Women & Children
Swift shot: Do not, for the love of all things sacred, bring any children under fifteen to see this movie. Please, heed my warning, or get ready to answer some of the most embarrassing questions of your life! Director Jason Reitman and novelist Chad Kultgen use the calming voice of Emma Thompson to narrate the bleakness of our mediocre lives, the pointlessness of it all, set … [Read more...] about Men, Women & Children
Rudderless
The loss of your soul is a terrible thing. Swift shot: William H. Macy's directorial debut, Rudderless is a film with substance and depth of heart. Rudderless reminds us that we are all human, and we all require compassion from time to time. As people push you away, that is when they often need you the most. Sam (Billy Crudup) is a man without much to live for, and … [Read more...] about Rudderless
