Swift take: I liked The Conjuring, and I have loosely followed the real-life adventures of self-labelled "demonologists" The Warrens. Even if you are a skeptic about the after-life, their stories may give you pause. While some people were terrified by The Conjuring, I was not scared at all . . . except for the scenes showing this creepy doll. Dolls and me . . . don't … [Read more...] about Annabelle – Preview
Giveaway – Life of Crime
The Life of Crime trailer takes me back to Ruthless People, a fine dark comedy starring Danny Devito and Bette Midler with Judge Reinhold as the dumbest kidnapper on the planet. Now, Jennifer Anniston and Tim Robbins seem to reprise the story of a team of kidnappers that kidnaps the wrong woman. Take a look at the trailer below and share your thoughts with us on twitter, … [Read more...] about Giveaway – Life of Crime
The Last of Robin Hood
All heroes die Swift shot: Depressing, utterly, depressing. Watching your father's childhood hero walk the plank of shame in his latter years was no fun. Directed by Richard Glatzer and Wash Westmoreland, The Last of Robin Hood tells the one-sided tale of Beverly Aadland and her overly manipulative mother, Florence and their time with Errol Flynn. These two became … [Read more...] about The Last of Robin Hood
Sponsored Video – Jaws on Blu-ray
Hi, it’s me . . . no, not the mashed-potatoes obsessed hippie who was originally supposed to end up as my amuse-bouche, except his stunted double (real trivia buffs will get that joke) was too seagull-shit to get in the water with me. I am a professional, I only masticate for mula, man. Hey, I used some good alliteration there, not bad considering I got blisters on my fins. So, … [Read more...] about Sponsored Video – Jaws on Blu-ray
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Well, I was admittedly, slightly shell-shocked . . . Swift shot: Not safe for adults! Michael Bay does what he always does . . . blows shit up and "ruins everyone's childhood." Oh, spare me the mawkish pain, he just makes movies. If this version didn't gel with your wonderful, charmed childhood, so what? Now, I must say right off the bat, the audio AND the 3D were off at … [Read more...] about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
