“The Mac-10 machine-gun was practically designed for housewives!” Swift shot: When the concept of “Throwback Theater” was first imagined, I made a short list of films that I HAD to include --- Night of the Comet was first on this list! There are films that you see as a kid that resonate with you in a way you can’t always accurately convey to your friends, but I am going … [Read more...] about Night of the Comet
Win a FREE Lego Movie Blu-ray!
Today is the official release date of The Lego Movie Blu-ray. If you can't swing the cash to get one, take a crack at our contest. It's super simple to enter. Just share with us your favorite Lego Movie character and be entered to win! I always hate when people make me choose a favorite anything, but if I have to choose just one from this AWESOME movie, I guess it would … [Read more...] about Win a FREE Lego Movie Blu-ray!
Name the New Snickers Bar!
MORE Nuts - sans nougat! What's in a name anyway? When you think about it, the name #Snickers sounds kinda ridiculous. It's named after a laugh or something? There are products out there with really inane names that don't have anything to do with the product nor industry. Then, there are great names that immediately drive the consumer to the … [Read more...] about Name the New Snickers Bar!
How to Train Your Dragon 2
"Something is coming. Something you've never faced before." - Valka Swift shot: A sequel worth your time. How to Train Your Dragon 2 had a lot of heart and provided some laughs for the kiddies. The aerial effects were one terrific ride, especially in IMAX 3D! Director Dean DeBlois took risky emotional swoops and climbs in what could easily have been a summer kid's … [Read more...] about How to Train Your Dragon 2
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Where's the innuendo, pardner? Swift shot: This generation's Blazing Saddles, it had a lot of great laughs, but lacked a true sympathetic hero. With Seth MacFarlane appearing in the flesh as a lead for the first time, he needed to be less a dick. Still a damn funny film; especially if you are pubescent and every time you hear the word vagina, you giggle like a fucktard. … [Read more...] about A Million Ways to Die in the West








