Well, I was admittedly, slightly shell-shocked . . . Swift shot: Not safe for adults! Michael Bay does what he always does . . . blows shit up and "ruins everyone's childhood." Oh, spare me the mawkish pain, he just makes movies. If this version didn't gel with your wonderful, charmed childhood, so what? Now, I must say right off the bat, the audio AND the 3D were off at … [Read more...] about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Guardians of the Galaxy
Limacher Lowdown: I’m back yet again with another Marvel movie. Now some of you may be wondering if I only write reviews about Marvel movies; and to that I simply say, Stay Tuned. Now let’s get down to business. I have been eagerly waiting to see the vision of something outside the Avengers in the Marvel Universe since this was announced, and I was not disappointed. There are … [Read more...] about Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy
Everything is Awesome Mix Vol. 1 Swift shot: Freakin' Fur-flying Fantasy! James Gunn directed the only Summer blockbuster of 2014, and it might even surpass The Avengers, yea, it was that good! With a heroic heart and just enough comedy to lighten the mood from time to time, Guardians of the Galaxy is the only film you'll really give a shit about this summer. I had the … [Read more...] about Guardians of the Galaxy
The Purge: Anarchy
Happy Hunting The H-Bomb: The date is March 21, 2023, and it's that time of year again, time for the annual "Purge;" the night where all laws and emergency services are suspended for twelve hours, and all crime, including murder, is legal. Enacted by the New Founding Fathers of America, the Purge is designed to allow citizens to vent any pent up anger and aggression, … [Read more...] about The Purge: Anarchy
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Once someone has betrayed you and turned their back on you, why would you still try to help them? In June 2014, Optimus Prime faced an even greater danger than even the Decepticons... humanity. Directing this 165 minute action/adventure/sci-fi is Michael Bay. Blowing up the screen is: Mark Wahlberg as Cade Yeager, Nicola Peltz as Tessa Yeager, Jack Reynor as Shane Dyson, … [Read more...] about Transformers: Age of Extinction
