"Spider-Man belongs to everyone." Check out my interview with Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone and Dr. Denis Leary here! Swift shot: They finally addressed the fact that Peter Parker is more than just a teenager with a fortunate spider-bite, he is a real person, and more to the point, he is a genius! Fans of Spider-Man, the "real" Spider-Man, whatever that means anymore, … [Read more...] about The Amazing Spider-Man
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Prometheus
“Sometimes you must destroy in order to create.” The H-Bomb: Let me start off by addressing the 800-pound Xenomorph sitting in the room, just so we all understand, Prometheus IS a prequel to Alien. There, are we all clear on that? Good. Now, notice I said it’s a prequel to Alien, not the prequel to Alien, because, assuming this one pans out, there will be others, … [Read more...] about Prometheus
Rampart
“This isn’t your father’s L.A.P.D.” The H-Bomb: Dave Brown (Woody Harrelson) is an ethically challenged police officer working out of the scandal ridden Rampart Division in 1999 Los Angeles. Like many dirty cops in dirty cop movies, he is a racist, a sexist, a drunk, a womanizer, a crook, a sociopath, and overall, just a complete asshat of a human being who freely … [Read more...] about Rampart
Men in Black III
The Men in Black are back! It’s been ten years since the last installment of the “MIB” series was released. Not much has changed; there are still aliens on Earth. Some are nice, some are not. One particular alien, Boris (Jemaine Clement), is so nasty, there was a special prison built on the Moon to hold him!! Boris (or Boris the Animal, as some call … [Read more...] about Men in Black III
Battleship
"I can't wait for Parcheesi, the movie!" - - - Aceman Swift shot: Join the Navy, they said, kill some aliens, they said, and then get the girl. This film is what sailors fantasize about when they are bored on watch. This movie was basically ID4 meets Pearl Harbor, but while it was complete Unbelievable Bull Shit, or UBBS as a friend of mine likes to say, it was still … [Read more...] about Battleship
