How far will one teacher go to land a man?? Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz) just finished the school year at John Adams Middle School (JAMS for short, it took me most of the movie to realize what JAMS stood for so I'm putting that out there up front). Her fellow faculty members give her a lovely good-bye party and she heads home to her sugar daddy/fiance Mark (Nat … [Read more...] about Bad Teacher
Dick Flick
Take Me Home Tonight
Tonight is about doing; thinking is over-rated! GRAB LIFE BY THE BALL AND CHECK OUT OUR PODCAST! Swift Shot: Decent trip down memory lane, this is a good renter with all your old buddies who will get all the references to 1980's flicks, but this won't be enough to keep the film interesting. I laughed quite a bit, but the tacked together feel of the story and … [Read more...] about Take Me Home Tonight
MACHETE
"Machete don't text" Swift shot: You like action? You like people getting hacked, shot, stabbed and eviscerated? Yeah? You do? Well, cabron - ya gonna love this mojon! Machete is grindhouse-ethnic exploitation madness at its best, with level headed story-telling and just enough cheese to keep you chuckling throughout. Some choices were just a little too campy to … [Read more...] about MACHETE
Altered
"Suck it up, piss pants!" Swift shot: Every once in awhile I will find a straight to DVD flick that I have never heard about that really should have been in theaters. This flick didn't even make my radar when it released in 2006, but damn it was good. The acting in this was amazing, considering it starred virtual unknowns, these artists really committed to their … [Read more...] about Altered
The Expendables
***Need more pix of these badasses? Click here*** Limacher Low Down: The Expendables is just a throw back to the Action Genre of the 80's and 90's where violence was utilized just for the sake of violence. The movie has a cast of THOUSANDS, well not really, but action stars galore light up the screen. The viewer definitely gets their bang for the buck in this one, and … [Read more...] about The Expendables
