"Slick, smooth, and lethally rugged." I grew up watching Roger Moore as James Bond, and my dad always said there was only one true Bond, Sean Connery, but I have a feeling this new generation will argue we are both nuts - there is indeed a new Bond, Daniel Craig is spot-on as the lethal agent of his Majesty's Service. Carrying his Walther PPK and dispatching … [Read more...] about Quantum of Solace
Dick Flick
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Ah...unrequited love. Not many have had the misfortune to bed that demon. Those who have, however, are sure to appreciate the tale of Zack and Miri. Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) are platonic roommates and long time friends wallowing in financial distress. It all comes to a head when the electricity, last in a succession of unpaid utilities, is shut off. To top … [Read more...] about Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Doomsday
To save humanity from an epidemic, an elite fighting unit must battle to find a cure in a post-apocalyptic zone controlled by a society of murderous renegades. That pretty much sums it up. Rhona Mitra does her best Kate Beckinsale impression as Major Eden Sinclair, the leader of a special operations unit tasked to find a cure among the quarantined survivors of a lethal virus … [Read more...] about Doomsday
SEX DRIVE
Strap your Chili Ring into a '69 GTO and hang on! I don't know if you are mature enough to handle this film. I don't know if I will ever be the same, there were things in this film that I only heard of on the Internet - and never dared click on the link. Director Sean Anders could have put a "guranteed to gross you out" disclaimer on Sex Drive without worrying about an … [Read more...] about SEX DRIVE
Tropic Thunder
Tug Speedman (Ben Stiller), Jeff Portnoy (Jack Black) and Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.) are a group of self-absorbed actors who set out to make an epic war film. Their lack of on screen chemistry and ballooning costs force the studio to contemplate cancelling the movie. However, Director Damien Cockburn (Steve Coogan) refuses to give in to looming defeat and is convinced … [Read more...] about Tropic Thunder
