"I don't like human beings" Swift shot: People say "it's all been done" - well, kudos to Tom Six for coming up with something original. And, there endeth the praise. This movie sucked so much, it earned the first ZERO rating on iRATEfilms. There was NOTHING redeeming about watching this movie, in fact, you will be ashamed you managed to sit through the whole thing at … [Read more...] about The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
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The Echo
Swift shot: Mediocre scares, shocks more than anything else. Confusing plot, confusing logic behind the overall moral of the story. Acting was decent though, and the special effects were passable, but nothing really got to me. In fact, I took two nights to screen this, because I fell asleep the first night, and I had zero nightmares. Save this one for when you are desperate … [Read more...] about The Echo
Altered
"Suck it up, piss pants!" Swift shot: Every once in awhile I will find a straight to DVD flick that I have never heard about that really should have been in theaters. This flick didn't even make my radar when it released in 2006, but damn it was good. The acting in this was amazing, considering it starred virtual unknowns, these artists really committed to their … [Read more...] about Altered
The Expendables
***Need more pix of these badasses? Click here*** Limacher Low Down: The Expendables is just a throw back to the Action Genre of the 80's and 90's where violence was utilized just for the sake of violence. The movie has a cast of THOUSANDS, well not really, but action stars galore light up the screen. The viewer definitely gets their bang for the buck in this one, and … [Read more...] about The Expendables
The Switch
It goes down pretty easy… if you go for this sort of thing. ***Click here for more switch pix*** The H-Bomb: Wally (Jason Bateman) is a neurotic pessimist who always thinks he has some kind of disorder, wears ugly sweaters, and has a tendency to talk too much (not to mention his last name is Mars, for Christ‘s sake). In other words, the guy’s kind of a mess. The fact … [Read more...] about The Switch
