"Something he'll never see again." From the very beginning of this film you will notice two very important things, yes, the villainous gang leader is called Krug (Garret Dillahunt), but therein ends the comparison to the striped sweater-wearing bogeyman, Freddy. And while this Krug doesn't have a wicked set of press-on nails to rend your flesh from bone, his … [Read more...] about The Last House on the Left
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Phoebe in Wonderland
Jump. Yes, you read correctly - Phoebe in Wonderland. Not to be confused with another girl named Alice. From the beginning, I was expecting it to be some twisted bastardization or re-imagining of Charles Lutwidge Dodgson's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, but was delighted it was not. Instead, we are introduced to a young girl named Phoebe Lichten (Elle Fanning - yes, … [Read more...] about Phoebe in Wonderland
Watchmen
What if . . . the American dream came true? To begin with, I have never read Watchmen, barely knew it existed to be honest - I heard the writing was excellent, but that was the extent of my Watchmen knowledge. This film was brutal and unapologetic, giving us a glimpse into a past much different than our current version of history, to start with Nixon is elected for over … [Read more...] about Watchmen
Push
This ain't NBC's Heroes "Movers." "Pushers." "Watchers." These code names are but a few on a list of many assigned to people gifted with extraordinary powers. Powers like moving objects with their minds, or influencing people's thoughts, these are powers I'd covet, though there are plenty more that make me second guess my wish list. Governments around the world have … [Read more...] about Push
Fired Up
I'm - not laughing, I'm I'm not laughing. Lame, moronic teeny bopper waste of money and time. I mean, obviously I wasn't expecting too much, let's be real. It wasn't like I was forced to watch this film, but since I hit puberty 20 years ago I really found the jokes and comedy beneath me. I am sure someone out there will really like this film, no doubt a … [Read more...] about Fired Up
