The H-Bomb: Three life long friends, who have drifted apart over the years, are now all middle-aged and unhappy. There’s Adam (John Cusack), an insurance salesman who’s girlfriend has just left him, taking nearly all his possessions with her (the bitch even took his TV). There’s Nick (Craig Robinson), a once promising musician who has taken his wife’s last name and works a dead … [Read more...] about Hot Tub Time Machine
Dick Flick
Edge of Darkness
"It's classified." Swift shot: Left me wanting more on every level, too much was shoved into the script - nothing really powerful ever happens, it was like firing hollow-points at a watermelon, sure it's fun, but if you aren't taking out bad-guys, so what? The exposition never really happened, and I understand this is a film based on a TV series, that explains why … [Read more...] about Edge of Darkness
The Book of Eli
Welcome to a world where KFC moist-wipes can get you anything! Swift shot: Decent post-apocalyptic journey with some rapid-slash fight scenes and an intriguing twist. Mila and Denzel manage well, and Oldman comes across as a believable villain - not so much a monster as an uber-realist. With harsh, gritty paneling this is definitely a must see for graphic … [Read more...] about The Book of Eli
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
"It aint rocket surgery." The H-Bomb: After slaughtering all the high profile gangsters in Boston, the MacManus Brothers have spent the past decade hiding out in Ireland. But when a priest is murdered,the "Saints" come back to Beantown for one reason and one reason only... to shoot the shit out of some bad guys. Just to state this upfront, I am not a huge fan of the … [Read more...] about The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
Ninja Assassin
Rick Swift says, "The ninja appears to be back . . . " The H-Bomb: A martial arts trained assassin wages a one man war against his former clan and his master. Let the bloodbath begin... "Ninja Assassin" can be best described as a martial arts movie fan's wet dream. It's blood and guts galore stuffed full of fistfights, sword fights and knife fights in a plot that's there … [Read more...] about Ninja Assassin
