A delicious catastrophe! Swift shot: Zombie flicks and me usually don't get along well, when they are seriously driven, but Zland doesn't take itself too seriously - it is just a sweet ass ride, one that you will want to experience again and again. You'll want to bring different people with you to gauge their reactions, see if they are savvy enough to catch on and find … [Read more...] about Zombieland
Dick Flick
Rocky Balboa
"Nothings over til it's over." Swift shot: Good flick, worth the wait, pacing was good, like the original Rocky. You won't be constantly enamored with the characters and story, because it isn't extreme or fast paced. The acting is very good, especially by Paulie (Burt Young). I was surprised to see he was still kicking actually. This film brings a … [Read more...] about Rocky Balboa
Jennifer’s Body
I'm sure anyone who would be visiting this site is familiar with the story of Diablo Cody: the stripper/phone sex operator who became a screenwriting wunderkind who won an Oscar her first time out the gate with "Juno". She has a writing style full of witty catchphrases that can be mildly amusing at best and mildly irritating at worst. Her dialogue doesn't at all reflect the way … [Read more...] about Jennifer’s Body
RocknRolla
I was expecting SLC Punk meets London, but what I got was as disappointing as British cuisine. It was like some kind of homo-erotic Oliver Twist story with limited violence. I was expecting London to be dripping with blood, and for the most part - all we got was American Crayfish and junkies strewn about with some Russian mobsters and the occasional awkward moments of, … [Read more...] about RocknRolla
GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Whatever happened to the Real American Hero? Like most red-blooded American males, I grew up playing with GI Joes, so when this one was first mentioned I thought - waaaay cool, then I saw the preview and I thought, oh no! For some odd reason, the studio didn't allow early screenings or any press to see this film. Maybe they wanted our ten bucks to help dilute the … [Read more...] about GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra








